Dating App Intro Written With Predictive Text

My name is Martha.

My age and my life now have been so much.

I live in Little Rock.

I was born in August, so you know I will have to get back with you.

My body is feeling better today than yesterday.

I am looking for someone who has been doing the same thing for years now lol.

I enjoy the day off and on the other days I love my mama. I like the idea that I can use the bathroom. I like the green ones. I like the one that are shaped like a box.

My ideal partner would be nice if I would be a friend to her. A person who knows what to expect from me and the other people. Who can pick up this goddamn mail from the church. Someone who thinks the police should have a bad name.

My turn-ons are going to get out there, and then I will have to go to bed.

My turn-offs are the most important things in my world.