Ask A Galaxy Brain
Question: The truth of it is that I like dogs more than I like people.
It seems that there’s a kind of status in declaring that now and I feel like I have little incentive to push outside of my comfort zone and make an effort to get along with other human beings. Social media is a fine shield from the actual, and dogs are, well, totally fucking awesome, so what should I do— continue along content enough with my faithful servants, or should I step into the world and try to make some human friends?
–Danny H
Answer:
Jane Michelle Wilson
Jane Michelle Wilson, who, over the course of her life has actually been a professional advice-giver. (As The Advice Lady in the National Post and Janereaction in The Toronto Star.) Nowadays she gives her advice – solicited or un – privately.
One terrible night in 1984 she asked a non-pregnant woman when her baby was due. The horror of that moment lives with her still and she has never forgotten it. She thinks some worries are useful lessons, but most are just crap.
One terrible night in 1984 she asked a non-pregnant woman when her baby was due. The horror of that moment lives with her still and she has never forgotten it. She thinks some worries are useful lessons, but most are just crap.
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