Question:
My brother is fifty-one, a barista and a hipster. However, he’s a bit of a slob, and– if you didn’t know him– you’d have a hard time figuring out whether he’s a hipster or homeless. It’s so bad that strangers will actually cross the street to avoid him. Personally, I think he’s kinda having a mid-life crisis and trying to alienate friends and family. Please, I need some words of wisdom to inspire him to clean up and get his act together.
~ Rob
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