A Tweet:
one time i went to a house party wearing some new blue shoes and a legendary local fashion and style reporter said i was a cute girl. will i ever feel good again? who’s to say.
Emily M Keeler
Emily M. Keeler has worn many hats. More of her dumb tweets can be found
, unless she’s had the good sense to delete her account between the time of this piece’s publication and your reading. If she has found the good sense, well, you’re on your own.
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