Chapter 1: How Another Red Sweater Would Complete Me
Chapter 2: Fuck Gratitude Pages
Chapter 3: Now That Everyone is Using Reusable Bags, My Virtue Seems Diminished
Chapter 4: Sneezing Horses
Chapter 5: Being Named Hall Guard of the Week in Sixth Grade
Chapter 6: My Failure to Attract More Parent Friends in the Playground
Chapter 7: Middle Aged: Fact or Insult?
Chapter 8: If I Were in a Movie, Would My Character Get an Upbeat Soundtrack by Bill Withers?
Chapter 9: Any New Psychotropics I Should Try?
Chapter 10: Does Talking to Plants Really Help or Are There Other Variables at Play?
Chapter 11: People Who Claim to Read Nietzsche
Chapter 12: The Intriguing Happy Trail on the Insurrectionist Who Stormed the Capital in Viking Horns and a Pelt
Chapter 13: Surely, Someone is Mad at Me
Jordana Jacobs
Jordana Jacobs is a single mother, teacher, and writer in Brooklyn, NY. These days, she’s focusing on keeping her temper and homeschooling her kid. Her fiction has recently been published in The Lascaux Review, where it was awarded the 2019 flash fiction prize.
The humans put the money in the money basket -- so that all contributors may become plump with their labour.